Top Tips

I have been reminiscing by exchanging my favourite Viz Top Tips with a friend over the last few days.  Here's my top 3;

avoid buying costly binoculars simply by standing closer to the object you wish to view

paint a large blue rectangle in your garden, then people flying overhead will think you have a swimming pool

and finally..

always carry a packet of lard in your pocket, in case you get your head stuck in railings.

Have you got any?

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Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view